BENT CLICHES

There must be a harder way to do this.

Oh, well, half of one, six dozen of the other. (Joe Garagiola)

You heard one cliché, you’ve heard them all. (Tom Tears)

Do onto others, then split. (Long Gone Miles)

Don’t count your chickens with a hatchet.

Into each rain some life must fall. (Dave Cross)

You buttered your bread, now lie in it! (Janet Culp)

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. (George Carlin)

I’ll jump off that bridge when I come to it. (Adlai Stevenson)

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. (Paul Wagner)

It’s onward and sideways. (Gail Chasin)

You have to learn to take the bad with the worst. (Dizzy Dean)

Why did the chicken go to the séance?...To get to the other side.

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times…Don’t exaggerate. (David Banes)

Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

If you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them. (Casey Stengel)

It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

Where’s there’s smoke there’s toast.

It’s always darkest right before you stub your toe.

Caught between a rock and a hard-boiled egg.

The course of true love gathers no moss.

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

It’s like the blond leading the blond.

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you’ll probably be the tallest guy in the room.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Quilters never weave, and weavers never quilt. (Sheldon Abbott)